
Since getting a new car recently that came with a free 3-month trial of XM satellite radio, I've really been enjoying the variety of commercial-free music available, as well as classic radio programs like The Shadow and Sherlock Holmes. A few of my favorite channels are Seriously Sinatra, The Music of the 1940s, Backspin (classic hip-hop), and Coffee Shop (singers/songwriters unplugged). With so many options, there's always something great on. However, I realize that I often catch myself flipping around the "top 40" and "current hits" channels in search of the latest, greatest jams (i.e., what the kids are listenin' to).
I'm a fan of pop music - I rarely like the singers/bands, but a lot of the well-written, catchy songs are sold to the artist du jour, so I scan through annoying radio personalities to keep up-to-speed on what's hip (i.e., not the word "hip"). After catching myself listening to this stuff a lot lately, I've found that I have a real fear of being "out of the loop" as far as music goes...and through some childhood-regression therapy (glass of wine, fire in the backyard), I've talked through what I think is the root cause of my urge to spend my commute keeping abreast of the cool country, sizzlin' hip-hop, and pop top 40. Enjoy:

Once upon a time (c. 1987), in Roswell, Georgia, Little Greggy Nagel walked into Crabapple Middle School as "the new kid." It was the first day of 6th grade, and, having just moved into town, knew nobody in my class. The teacher thought it would be nice to have everyone introduce themselves to each other by standing and saying their name, age, and favorite band. After not recognizing the names of the favorite artists or bands of anyone else in the class, it came to be my turn. "Gregg Nagel, age eleven, Oak Ridge Boys." Smooth. Apparently, even though we were in Georgia, not a lot of 11-12 year olds were hitting the state fair to see the Oak Ridge Boys with their parents during the summer. Everyone else was into Debbie Gibson, Beastie Boys, Tiffany, Guns & Roses, INXS, Whitney Houston, etc. Not me. I went with Oak Ridge Boys. Strike one.
Later in the day I inserted myself into a conversation about popular music and just stood quietly taking it all in. As people compared tastes, a (cute) girl asked me if I liked Salt-n-Pepa, to which I replied, "On some stuff." Strike two, ladies' man.
Anydork, by the end of day one I had gone from "new kid" to "the weird new kid who listens to 'old people music' and has never heard of the popular, all-female rap group Salt-n-Pepa." Strong Start.

While the
Zubaz-Wearing, Vanilla-Ice-Haired, Kick-Stepping Gregg of 1989 was officially strike three (or 17), and after many purchases of cassette and cd singles over the years, today I remain diligent in hopes that I DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIINNNNN.